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canada: i came out to have a good time and i'm honestly feeling so attacked right now

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michaxl:

ok but why does the glass fill when he drinks

That’s none of your business

 Title: Choices
 Artist: Bolt Shingling
 Album: English class sucks
 Plays: 29

It’s supposed to sound like an orchestra instead of a quintet, but whatever for now, its due Monday. I’ll fix it by then.

3 months ago
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ectobiolosassy:

crazieecatladyy:

how to get the d

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i think i don’t want it anymore

3 months ago
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thatfunnyblog:

It has started.

Meh, they get the rest of the year

angelclark:

A guy named Andrew had a Starbucks Gold card (which gets you a free drink of your choice after you buy 12) and a single goal: to beat the previous world record for the most expensive Starbucks drink ever.

As anyone who has accomplished anything in life will tell you, thorough prep is key to achieving your goals. With 128-ounce glass in hand, Andrew stepped into Starbucks and enlisted the help of his friendly local Starbucks baristas.

Thus, the legend of the Sexagintuple Vanilla Bean Mocha Frappuccino was born. Total cost: $54.75. But for Gold-card holding Andrew, it was free.

thewatersensei:

when croagunk faints it looks like someone who laughed too hard at their own joke

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sopheos:

IM SO PISSED BECAUSE I JUST REMEMBERED WHEN MILEY CYRUS WROTE HER BOOK SHE SAID THAT SHE WAS BULLIED AND LOCKED UP IN THE BATHROOM AT HER SCHOOL AND SHE HAD TO CLIMB OUT THE WINDOW IN MIDDLE SCHOOL BUT THAT WAS MY MIDDLE SCHOOL AND THERE ARE NO WINDOWS THE BATHROOMS ARENT EVEN LOCATED ON THE OUTER WALLS ITS LIKE CONCRETE CONCRETE AND MORE CONCRETE SHE LIED AND MY SIBLINGS WENT TO SCHOOL WITH HER AND SHE WAS SO POPULAR THAT THEY HATED HER GOD IM SO ANGRY

i-want-some-tea:

danytargaryenz:

how did emma watson manage to graduate from one of the most prestigious universities while filming and doing press for at least like one movie every year she was there i can barely manage attending university and washing my hair maybe twice a week

With a time-turner, duh

She broke them all

njh